Monday, 9 September 2013

The 10 best things that Alan has ever done



1.       Stick his cheese in Tony Hayers face

2.       Dump his girlfriend Jill for pouring chocolate mousse over him. Everyone knows that’s just demented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

3.       Thrown up inside a podium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM

4.       Trod on a spike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA

5.       Gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in bare feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlcL7S1NzGM

6.       Shot a guest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAeoqg0jlY

7.       Got Pat sacked...
 

8.       Lived in a travel tavern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8WGBmJ1POE

9.       Narrowly avoided a threesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk

10.   Passed off a stalkers home as his own and then sped away referring to him as a mentalist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OrAGZru4As