The 10 best things that Alan has ever done

1.       Stick his cheese in Tony Hayers face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTJgvlfhbA

2.       Dump his girlfriend Jill for pouring chocolate mousse over him. Everyone knows that’s just demented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

3.       Thrown up inside a podium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM

4.       Trod on a spike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA

5.       Gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in bare feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlcL7S1NzGM

6.       Shot a guest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAeoqg0jlY

7.       Got Pat sacked...

 

8.       Lived in a travel tavern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8WGBmJ1POE

9.       Narrowly avoided a threesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk

10.   Passed off a stalkers home as his own and then sped away referring to him as a mentalist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OrAGZru4As